4 new pages!
But shhhhhh don’t tell anyone ;)
Subliminal message: Tell everyone.
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A dashing young man sits on the old tire swing in his front yard. It just so happens that today, the 5th of July is the day after his 16th birthday, the 4th of July. Various red, white, and blue debris is scattered over the lawn and street; the aftermath of a particularly wild 4th of July/birthday party extravaganza.
What is this handsome man-to-be-in-three-years-time’s name?
